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Just my little blog I guess.

shredevi:

shredevi:

 What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married

Feyoncé

chipotlazy:

never underestimate the power of a low quality webcam to make you look good in a selfie

spoopykatee:

my mom just said “watch this” then ran a red light and said “i just don’t care”

drdavidbrinner:

drdavidbrinner:

Today in gym class we were doing major climbing and halfway up this girl freezes and goes “I CAN’T DO IT I CAN’T DO IT”

so some dude yells “MY AUNT SAID DAT AT HER WEDDIN’ BUT SHE MARRIED DAT FINE-ASS DOCTOR AND NOW SHE RICH AS HELL” 

the girl did it. truly inspiring.

I should add that it was a shrimpy 5’1 Indian boy nobody had ever heard talk before who was apparently from the deep south. 

mortenavida:

deviantartneironymcrposterjpg:

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I have never reblogged something so fast in my LIFE.

chromedomed:

legomance:

how many ants are need to fill an apartment

tenants

communistbakery:

nutella

i wonder who looks at my blog and says god i wish you’d follow me

tamagrouchi:

why is it considered rude to ask people to stop touching you. u know whats rudE???? fckin touching people w/o their consent. God

inbox:

why do teapots scream like wtf shut the hell up you piece of shit

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